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Favorite films

  • Abby
  • Rapture
  • The Holy Mountain
  • Donnie Darko

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  • The Visitor

    ★★

  • South of Heaven

    ★★

  • Monsters

    ★★★½

  • Label Me

    ★★★★

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Starcrash

1978

★★★★★ Liked 10

Maniac. For this dastardly Count has a secret 'limitless' weapon that requires an entire planet to conceal it (stop me if you heard this before). Also, zionks, Prince Hoff has gone missing!

| The less…

The Experiencer

1977

★★★★½ Liked 4

~>Wednesday Weirdness 76<~
| In short: What if Guy Madden and Jodorowksy conceived a baby just by frotting on British film stock and that child happened to have to have Kenneth Anger for a mostly absent uncle? That child would be called The Experiencer and despite it boasting set pieces like Gandalf The White choreographing the interpretive dancing of wind-up zombies and conjuring up a proto-Pinhead head, naked spelunking through the primordial maze that is one’s subconscious mind and presenting…

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The Visitor

2024

★★ 1

Wednesday Weirdness 96

| In short: Adonic spankbank migrants hatch from beached suitcases to upset Britain’s normative equilibrium via: exotic scat buffets, blood-spiked wine, foot fannies, anal crucifix dildo therapy, deprogramming slogans, bearded lady insemination, porn star urine soup and simulated incest.
Is this the second coming of Bruce LaBruce? Let’s find out!

Eat out the rich!

| In slightly less short: LaBruce’s “provocative” remake of Teorema is easily my least favorite of his work. It bends over backwards (and…

South of Heaven

2019

★★ Watched

I swear, when it ended, my cat yawned something that sounded like “oboe homo.” I’m in no position to top that review.


| Listed meh.

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Cemetery Man

1994

★★★★ Liked 4

This movie is the reason I think of necrophilia, every time I pick up a snow globe.

Lynch/Oz

2022

★★ 9

Treading (yellow brick) water.

The John Waters' addition was entertaining, but there's also a video essay (of which I blissfully forgot the author) that claims that an episode of Twin Peaks made his indoor cat murder a bird on the living room floor, and when he watched the episode again, his dad died...
I couldn't hear the next sentence over the sound collective, violent eyer-rolling.

Zero new insights to be found, and the presentation is below the bulk of video essays you could find on YouTube.
Skipable is probably the most diplomatic way to put it. Cool poster though.