✨ Captain Gantu (the literal important villain from the original) was NOT in this movie
✨ Jumba and Pleakley were NOT cross-dressing like in the original. They even bastardized Jumba by REMOVING his signature Russian accent and making him an actual villain!
✨ Nani is a neglectful sister who lost Lilo to child protective services just so she can go to college
✨ Not a single adoption paper for Stitch
✨ No awesome spaceship fighting scene
✨ Corporate-mandated goat scream (which actually originated from a sheep btw)
✨ Disney is wasting millions of dollars on pointless and creatively bankrupt live-action remake slop instead of original animated movies
✨ another pointless live-action remake that’s designed for the “Disney adults” who hate animation
✨ Disney stopped all DEI initiatives in general