mia has written 129 reviews for films during 2020.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

2008

★★★ Liked 11

just moved to LA. this is the first movie my roommate and i chose to christen the apartment. i only feel comfortable living with those who like to move it move it. in this house we hail king julien

Minnie and Moskowitz

1971

★★★★ 10

“You know I think that movies are a conspiracy? I mean it. I mean it. They are actually a conspiracy. Because they set you up. They set you up from the time you’re a little kid. They set you up to believe in everything. They set you up to believe in ideals and strength and good guys and romance and, of course, love. Love. So you believe it, right? You go out, you start looking. It doesn’t happen, you keep…

Opening Night

1977

★★★★½ Liked 4

someone hire me as a film programmer so i can bill this and Her Smell (2019) together as a double feature called ABCDEFG: Aging Blonde Creatives Do Extreme Freak-Outs, Great!

Joker

2019

★★ 307

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Anastasia

1997

★★★½ Liked 4

bartok and king julien in a boxing ring engaging in physical combat for my love and respect. little do they know they both won it decades ago. still, they fight

1917

2019

★★★★ 16

anti-rat propaganda :/

Ran

1985

★★★★ 7

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The Young Girls of Rochefort

1967

★★★★½ Liked 7

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Mr. Bean's Holiday

2007

★★★ Liked 7

mr. bean is directly responsible for multiple deaths AND the blowing up of mr. willem dafoe — he has blood on his hands that shall never be cleansed

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

2019

★★★★★ Liked 28

do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?

the clandestine stealing of forbidden glances. the thankless task of trying to tamp a lover’s image into the folds of your brain. the dread of said image’s inevitable fading. the smoldering slow-burn of impossible yearning, and the explosive fireworks when it’s finally reciprocated. the sizzling sound of a final farewell.

director céline sciamma packs each frame with tangible emotion, and she does it all without a manipulative score. we know exactly what to…

Punch-Drunk Love

2002

★★★½ 23

the hushed, conspiratorial way that adam sandler raves about the pudding promotion seeming too good of a deal to be true is the same way i used to talk about movie (RIP) </3

Sonic the Hedgehog

2020

★★ 9

group for everyone who went in for james marsden and came out #Horny4Eggman :(