mia has written 129 reviews for films during 2020.

“You know I think that movies are a conspiracy? I mean it. I mean it. They are actually a conspiracy. Because they set you up. They set you up from the time you’re a little kid. They set you up to believe in everything. They set you up to believe in ideals and strength and good guys and romance and, of course, love. Love. So you believe it, right? You go out, you start looking. It doesn’t happen, you keep…
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bad because
-he never said joker’s trick
-super-rats mentioned but never expanded on
-i know the gf was a fantasy but they still made us watch him kiss her. don’t like the implication that joker fucks
-posits people with mental illness as unhinged murderers when really we just want to lay in bed amidst our snack food wrappers forever
-willfully ignorant + fundamental misunderstanding of revolution/ANTIFA (how are you gonna say your film “isn’t political” when characters are carrying signs…
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learned a lot about proper weapon usage from this one!
guns? for cowards
horses? for trampling
fire? for castle-burning
swords? for vengeance
arrows? for bundling together to teach your chaotic sons a metaphor about unity
daggers? for non-lethally slicing your brother-in-law’s neck then licking his blood while demanding he marries you
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a random axe murderer sub-plot?? in (De)MY(‘s) delightfully color-coordinated rom-com musical??? it’s more likely than you think
“do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?”
the clandestine stealing of forbidden glances. the thankless task of trying to tamp a lover’s image into the folds of your brain. the dread of said image’s inevitable fading. the smoldering slow-burn of impossible yearning, and the explosive fireworks when it’s finally reciprocated. the sizzling sound of a final farewell.
director céline sciamma packs each frame with tangible emotion, and she does it all without a manipulative score. we know exactly what to…