The Dark Knight Rises

2012

★★★ 7

my favorite character in the Batman universe is Ben Mendelsohn as corrupt businessman John Daggett!!!!!! he has maybe seven scenes total and wears a black blazer in all of them—occasionally with a black turtleneck if we’re lucky. i’d rather focus on that instead of why they expect us to pretend like the city’s entire police force being trapped in the sewers for three months isn’t a hilarious situation. it would be like when that Boston cop fell down that slide x 10000

The Dark Knight

2008

★★★★½ 10

did anyone else have that Joker poster where he’s writing “WHY SO SERIOUS?” in blood on frosted glass. every Hot Topic and Spencer’s Gifts at the mall stocked it; perhaps they even still do. yep, i had one and my mom got rid of it prettyyyy immediately after i moved out

Batman Begins

2005

★★★½ Liked 7

you guys are gonna be like “SHUT UP ABOUT FRASIER!!!” but … every time they called Cillian Murphy “Dr. Crane” i was losing it. i know that the character of Scarecrow predates the hit Emmy-winning NBC sitcom by 50 years, but the fact that they’re both psychologists + the sheer number of times they say his name = absurd. even Batman says “Dr. Crane”!

anyway, i’m the last person on Letterboxd dot com who hasn’t seen the entire Nolan Batman

Kate & Leopold

2001

★★★ Liked 3

to most people, this is fully live-action Enchanted. to me, it is fully live-action Flushed Away (posh guy played by Hugh Jackman accidentally falls through an underwater portal to the urban world, where he finds unexpected romance with an independent woman). both of those movies make more sense and have better endings than this one. but it doesn’t matter. and i don’t care. because:

1. ultimately i do want the majority of these events to happen to me…?
2. HJ finds…

Philomena

2013

★★★½ Liked 7

what we really need is a Philomenamenon!

Heartburn

1986

★★★½ 1

Mike Nichols movie adapted from Nora Ephron book starring Meryl Streep :) please don’t get mad at me but i wish they had cast somebody with sex appeal in the Jack Nicholson role. i thought this was maybe a normal opinion until i read all the reviews by girls going feral for him. i may not be a part of that community but i wish i were so i could give this a full 4 stars like i did for the original novel on Goodreads. a life in which i cannot log and rate every piece of media i consume is no life at all

Angels in America

2003

★★★★★ Liked 4

352 minutes of me rocking back and forth with my head in my hands repeatedly muttering “it’s the great American play it’s the great American play it’s the great American play”

Sex and the City 2

2010

5

extra 1/2 star for beginning with Liza Minnelli in a bedazzled suit doing a choreographed dance to Single Ladies after officiating a gay wedding. smart creative choice, as it sets you up to believe that the movie may be good

Sex and the City

2008

★★ 4

every time i tell a friend i watched the Sex and the City movie they say “is that the one where they go to Mexico and Charlotte shits herself?” and i think that’s beautiful

The Janes

2022

★★★½ 1

"Between 1968 and 1973, Jane provided an estimated 11,000 safe, affordable, illegal abortions. After Roe v. Wade, Cook County Hospital closed its septic abortion ward. It was no longer needed."

filmed long before that villainous Supreme Court decision was leaked in May 2022, the smiles on these >60-year-old Janes' faces when they fondly recall the memory of Roe becoming law in the 70s, a cause they literally poured blood sweat and tears into, are nothing short of devastating now. a…

Kimi

2022

★★★½ 6

obviously Soderbergh’s intent with the shaky cam/low FPS is to capture the vertigo of agoraphobia, but ultimately this is a movie about how it feels to be too stoned at the grocery store

Porco Rosso

1992

★★★★ 17

gina from porco rosso (english dub) is meg from hercules for girls whose lin from spirited away (english dub) was rosie octavius from the spider-man 2 video game