My Neighbor Totoro

1988

★★★★½ 25

Totoro has leaf on head : )

She's the Man

2006

★★★ Liked 10

this could’ve been a true cult classic if like one gay person were involved in production

West Side Story

1961

★★★★ 18

fellas is it gay to have casual dance fights with your bros

Minority Report

2002

★★★★ 11

colin farrell's character introduces himself to tom cruise as "the twink from the Fed" #gayrights

The Wind Rises

2013

★★★★½ 8

suggests that dreaming is pragmatic because it’s the only way forward, that finding the beauty in the everyday rebuffs the hideousness of war and disaster, and that sometimes all a guy needs are his planes and his girl 😃

most likely would’ve cried if watched alone in theaters and not in friend’s living room 😃

Scoob!

2020

★½ 30

correctly guessed that a character would dab 😔

Alien Resurrection

1997

★★★ 8

soft butch space pirate winona ryder made this worth it

Mr. Bean's Holiday

2007

★★★ Liked 7

mr. bean is directly responsible for multiple deaths AND the blowing up of mr. willem dafoe — he has blood on his hands that shall never be cleansed

Sex and the City

2008

★★ 4

every time i tell a friend i watched the Sex and the City movie they say “is that the one where they go to Mexico and Charlotte shits herself?” and i think that’s beautiful

Kimi

2022

★★★½ 6

obviously Soderbergh’s intent with the shaky cam/low FPS is to capture the vertigo of agoraphobia, but ultimately this is a movie about how it feels to be too stoned at the grocery store

Sex and the City 2

2010

5

extra 1/2 star for beginning with Liza Minnelli in a bedazzled suit doing a choreographed dance to Single Ladies after officiating a gay wedding. smart creative choice, as it sets you up to believe that the movie may be good

Nine to Five

1980

★★★★★ Liked 11

so much of my time and energy is spent feeling hopelessly pissed off, especially in this political climate, and sometimes i need to CHILL! i need to laugh with my gal pals as Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Dolly Parton smoke a t onscreen while indulging in their whimsical fantasies about enacting vengeance on their “sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot” of a boss! the ability to extract the humor out of the absurd shit that plagues society is a vital survival…