My Neighbor Totoro

1988

★★★★½ 25

Totoro has leaf on head : )

Welcome to Marwen

2018

½ 12

gruesomely, irrevocably, unabashedly misogynistic all while simultaneously parading itself as ... dare i say it ... “””feminist”””? at one point steve carell yells “you just don’t get it, do you? WOMEN ARE THE SAVIORS OF THE WORLD!!!” as if he didn’t just spend the last hour and 30 minutes literally objectifying his exceedingly kind lady friends that he’s lucky enough to be ed by?

the real mark hogancamp’s story is genuinely tragic, so it’s insane how little sympathy the character…

Bad Education

2019

★★★½ 13

out of all the movies about being gay and doing crime titled Bad Education, this one’s second best!

Xanadu

1980

★★½ Liked 9

happy 4/20! this movie isn’t real <3

Mr. Bean's Holiday

2007

★★★ Liked 6

we were supposed to see portrait of a lady on fire at 10:45pm but decided that was too late and returned the tickets. then we started mr. bean’s holiday at midnight

Mr. Bean's Holiday

2007

★★★ Liked 7

mr. bean is directly responsible for multiple deaths AND the blowing up of mr. willem dafoe — he has blood on his hands that shall never be cleansed

Nine to Five

1980

★★★★★ Liked 11

so much of my time and energy is spent feeling hopelessly pissed off, especially in this political climate, and sometimes i need to CHILL! i need to laugh with my gal pals as Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Dolly Parton smoke a t onscreen while indulging in their whimsical fantasies about enacting vengeance on their “sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot” of a boss! the ability to extract the humor out of the absurd shit that plagues society is a vital survival…

Alien Resurrection

1997

★★★ 8

soft butch space pirate winona ryder made this worth it

7 Days in Hell

2015

★★★½ Liked 2

watched with my sports-obsessed kid brother and made him sportsplain every joke i didn’t get 😊

Sharp Objects

2018

★★★★½ 4

half of my brain: say something, anything remotely interesting about this southern gothic exploration of mental illness, trauma, and nightmarish familial relationships all through an explicitly feminine lens

the other half, destroyed by the internet: Dan Amy your Obbieject s

West Side Story

1961

★★★★ 18

fellas is it gay to have casual dance fights with your bros