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Favorite films

  • Brigsby Bear
  • Strawberry Mansion
  • Borgman
  • Gutland

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  • Perpetrator

    ★★

  • Moms

    ★★★★½

  • Dog of Man

    ★★★★½

  • Transrexia

    ★★½

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The Fox Hollow Murders: Playground of a Serial Killer

2025

★★★★★ Liked 2

Probably the best true crime docies of its kind since The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst, and could end up being just as integral to the case it documents. I recommend this, without reservation, to all true crime aficionados; if this creepy four-parter doesn't send a shiver down your spine, I dare say you're probably spineless 💀

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Confusion and Delay

2024

★★ Watched

Picture this: some crackheads and methfaces meet up behind the back of your local Tesco Metro, down by the bins, and remake Ready Player One for the price of a Tesco Meal Deal. You are now well on your way to an inkling of the genius that is Harryspizza's Confusion and Delay, so don't dare say you weren't warned! 👹

(Legend has it that, if you root around in those very same Tesco bins before settling down to watch this…

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David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

2007

★★★ Liked 4

Although David Lynch's films are very good, his ability to cook quinoa is what he will be mainly ed for, long after the rest of us have been forgotten.


2025 edit: Rest up, David, you incredible, beautiful man. To the normies, 'Lynchian' just meant 'weird'; but to us it always meant heart. Godspeed, Sir - we'll never see your like again.

Paint Drying

2016

★★★★★ Liked 11

I've been considering an online blog for a while, as my life is eventful, my past even more so, and I want to vent about it all, and put my dirty laundry out for all asunder to see.

As Letterboxd is my home right now, would it be a good idea to use this page as a blog? Everyone appears to use this page to share their personal ups and downs, and I'm damned if I'm going to sit here…