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Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • Raw
  • Little Women
  • Revenge

All
  • Frogman

    ★½

  • Tornado

    ★★★

  • Bring Her Back

    ★★★★½

  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★½

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Frogman

2023

★½ Watched

I can excuse a lot of shit with found footage. Annoying characters, poor use of the camera and glitching effects to distract from a low budget, slow and long buildups, literally all of it. These things have their place when utilized correctly. But this movie just didn’t land in any way for me. The characters are ridiculously annoying, the sound mixing is atrocious to the point where I couldn’t make out 75% of what anyone said, and at the end…

Tornado

2025

★★★ Watched

I was really rooting for this one, and every time it started to feel like it was picking up, it went back to repetitive and sort of empty. The nonlinear storyline sort of stunted the emotional impact that would’ve immensely helped when you feel the pacing, and neither the villains nor the protagonists felt developed, making it difficult to care about anything or feel much tension at all. I can commend the use of music, some really good visuals and cinematography, and the performances are all serviceable enough, but a movie that’s all technically there can only get you so far if there’s not much heart.

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My Bloody Valentine

2009

★★½ 8

Dude is literally cheating on his wife and being a creep watching a sex tape of an ex and has the audacity to get mad at her when an ex of hers from 10 years ago is just existing in the same town as them again? Ain’t no way.

You Again

2010

★★★★★ Liked 3

This movie is so genuinely funny I don’t understand the hate 🖐🏻😔