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Favorite films

  • Superman
  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • Star Wars
  • The Dark Crystal

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  • Wrong Turn

    ★★½

  • Superman II

    ★★½

  • Superman

    ★★★★½

  • Robot Chicken DC Comics Special III: Magical Friendship

    ★★★

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Superman

1941

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I think what makes this one the best of the seventeen Fleischer cartoons is how it nails the formula perfectly. There’s a crazy bad guy, he does some serious destruction, Lois gets herself in trouble along with the serious destruction, Clark calmly claims this is a job for Superman and gets in his iconic costume and the rest of the cartoon is watching Superman save the day. It’s simple and gets a bit repetitive when you do it seventeen times.…

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

2005

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I’ve seen this movie countless times yet seeing it in the theater was when it truly moved me for the first time. I felt every explosion, flew through the battle above Coruscant, let the abject cruelty and spectacle of Order 66 wash over me and felt the heat of battle on Mustafar. Yes I still cringe at Anakin and Pe dialogue and the bigger screen made it easier to tell when a character was fully cg rather than plopped on…

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Wrong Turn

2003

★★½ Watched

My sister saw this at a sleepover a couple weeks ago and thought it was funny bad and really wanted me to watch it. I mean eh? It’s not so bad it’s good, got some cool gore shots and the makeup on the backwater inbred cannibals is impressive enough. Falls for typical 2000s horror tropes at times and never really has that much of an outstanding personality. It does stuff that you could easily find in Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Friday the 13th. I’m flattered when people think of me when they watch a bad horror film but also I’ve seen worse… far FAR worse!

Superman II

1980

★★½ Rewatched

Well the good news is the disc actually played the movie properly unlike the dvd for the first movie. The bad news is I’m honestly still not jazzed about a good chunk of this movie.
I feel like the good ideas are mostly executed weirdly, the unintentionally funny stuff isn’t as frequent and the truly awful ideas weigh everything down tremendously. Even Zod wasn’t as fun as I ed, he seemed more bored, perhaps maybe the nostalgia critic jokes about…

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

1937

★★★½ Liked 5

Grown ass woman beefing with a teenager

Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

1970

★★★½ Liked 3

They arrested a fucking penguin