Terrifier

2016

★★★½ Liked Watched

This is a grind house slasher that follows two young women as they’re stalked by a sadistic serial killer known as Art The Clown. That’s literally all there is to say about this film, as far as the plot, characters, acting, there’s really nothing special in those aspects. 

There is two things that this film absolutely excels in, and that’s effects, and it’s all time horror villain. This is hands down the most graphic movie I’ve ever seen, the gore…

Curtains

1983

★★ Liked Watched

This is a slasher film from the early 80s that’s centered on theatre and filmmaking. 

The plot focuses on a group of six actresses auditioning for a role in a movie at a prestigious director’s mansion, where some starts to kill off the competition. I think that while this film has an interesting premise, it falls a little short in the end for me. 

There are a couple of things that are great about this film, the ice skiing scene…

Smile

2022

★★★★½ Liked Watched

2022 just keeps getting better and better. 

This film follows psychologist Rose Cotter who finds herself the target of a demonic entity after witnessing a bizarre, traumatic incident involving a patient. As an overwhelming terror begins to take over her life, Rose must confront her troubling past in order to survive and escape her horrifying new reality. 

This film is exactly what it says it is, and we’ve seen it before, a protagonist is cursed and has to find a…

Till Death

2021

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

In this film, we follow Emma, a young woman who’s in a stale marriage with her over controlling husband, Mark. Mark wants to liven their relationship and takes Emma to a secluded lake house that they used to visit early in their relationship. Emma wakes up the next morning to find herself handcuffed to Mark, who promptly shoots himself in the head. Emma is forced to drag her husbands lifeless body around with her while trying to find a way…

American Carnage

2022

★½ Watched

After a governor issues an executive order to arrest the children of undocumented immigrants, the newly detained youth are offered an opportunity to have their charges dropped by volunteering to provide care for the elderly. Once inside the facility, they soon discover the governor and a supervisor have “cooked up” a horrifyingly depraved conspiracy that endangers the young and the old. 

I have very mixed feelings about this one, the idea and premise is undoubtedly original and batshit wild, but…

May

2002

★★★★ Liked Watched

What the fuck…

In this film we follow May, a young misfit who endured a rough childhood due to a lazy eye, and has grown up into an awkward lunatic. May becomes fixated on a guy named Adam, who takes a shine to her oddball ways, but she ultimately drives him away. This leaves her open to the advances of her co worker, Polly, but when Polly dumps her too, May’s emotional instability turns violent. 

I didn’t know what exactly…

Chopping Mall

1986

★★★½ Liked Watched

Thank you, have a nice day! This is 80s horror at its finest, this film follows eight teenagers who become trapped in a shopping centre after hours and three murderous security robots start to pick them off, with that premise I was on board right away, and this film did not disappoint. 

This one is an absolute blast from start to finish!

Arachnophobia

1990

★★★ Liked Watched

This is such a fun creature feature from the early 90s. 

After a nature photographer dies on assignment in Venezuela, a poisonous spider hitches a ride in his coffin to his hometown in California, where arachnophobe Dr. Ross Jennings has just moved in with his wife Molly, daughter and son. As town residents start turning up dead, Jennings begins to suspect spiders, and must face his fears as he and an exterminator fight to stop a deadly infestation. 

This movie’s…

Child's Play

1988

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

An all time classic in the horror genre, horror royalty. 

Though the Chucky franchise has definitely had its ups and downs, looking at you Seed Of Chucky, it has remained a favorite amongst the horror community and my own throughout its more than 30 year span, and it’s still going strong. Obviously, an absolutely legendary horror villain, Chucky is one of the most recognizable characters in all of horror, both to horror hounds and genre newbies alike, hell even people…

Grave Encounters 2

2012

Watched

The first Grave Encounters was a surprisingly entertaining and scary found footage film, and while this sequel definitely has its moments, it ultimately fails to be as good as its predecessor. 

One of the main issues with this film is the characters, they are some of the most obnoxious, entitled kids I’ve seen in a horror movie, the lead in particular, Alex, is fucking infuriating to watch. The effects were another problem for me, while there definitely were some decent…

2001 Maniacs

2005

★★ Liked Watched

Six college students and a biker couple travel towards Daytona Beach for spring break, but a detour leads them into the idyllic Georgia town of Pleasant Valley, which is holding its annual “Guts and Glory Jubilee”. 

The group realizes that the townsfolk may be up to no good after a few of them start to disappear, and it’s not long before all out bloodshed ensues. This one was a fun time overall, though I definitely had some issues with it,…

Return of the Living Dead Part II

1988

★★★½ Liked Watched

A sequel to the 1985 zombie classic, and I think it’s a worthy follow up. 

The story in this one is pretty much the same, a gas is released that awakens the dead, and a group of characters must band together to try to put a stop to the carnage. 

Now while this film is a lot of fun, I think that it doesn’t quite reach the level of the original, and that’s probably due in large part to the…