j-j-j-joker face, j-j-j-joker face

fuck colleen hoover all my homies hate colleen hoover

blumhouse threatens us with another movie

opening is genuinely so fucking good and then the rest of the movie happens

i’m tryna bag sam claflin too bitch you ain’t special

lifeless, tiring, forced. essentially a feature length ad for the album. nothing more than an ego trip. all style, zero substance. not even jenna ortega dancing to blinding lights could save this self-indulgent slop.

netflix strikes again

loren brown

we have robert eggers at home

we got kiernan shipka as an evil witch but at what cost

lmao fuck off.

oh brother this guy STINKS