I've always kinda wanted a Wes Anderson action movie and this is probably the closest we'll ever get to one. Even more of a treat given how sweet and charming this movie is. Best use of Michael Cera this side of Twin Peaks. The hottest Riz Ahmed has ever looked. Four stars.

A good companion to The Rehearsal tbh

George Lucas you will not see heaven

If my buddy Cassian Andor had been on the Falcon it wouldn’t have gone down like it did.

Where the FUCK is Mon Mothma

Watching this after Andor actually makes this movie play worse. A sloppy haphazard movie with ghoulish CGI-d dead actors that has not aged well. The Vader hallway scene has ruined fandom for generations. I cried when Cassian died. Three stars.

Impressive unto itself that a movie with a premise this uninteresting is the tightest and most inventive Marvel since Endgame. Why did the Avengers disband? Why are none of them reachable? Who is to say?

Did not realize turning 30 would manifest as me saying "they don't make 'em like they used to" about The Spongebob SquarePants Movie.

This happened to my buddy Dickie.

My sources say the death penalty is being considered for Nosferatu. I am pro-Robert Eggers and take no joy in reporting this.

I desperately need 10 of these Knives Out style