Devyn Kawata Pro

Secret film bro with not so secret piss poor takes. I have a Da Vinci Code tattoo. Yes, I know.

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  • Macross: Do You  Love?

    ★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★★½

  • Men in Black

    ★★★★★

  • Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★

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Macross: Do You  Love?

1984

★★½ Watched

Imagine what could have happened if Minmay had gotten on the mic and rapped Megan Thee Stallion

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

1999

★★½ Rewatched

Hard to give a review of this because I watched it on a really low quality VHS while extremely overstimulated and smashed up on a couch with a bunch of people. I guess that’s the way the film was intended to be seen.

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Sherlock Jr.

1924

★★★★★ Rewatched

If I had a time machine, I’d skip talking to my dearly departed ancestors and loved ones, and jump straight into showing this film to a Victorian child

Bottoms

2023

½ Watched

I'm about to get my queer card revoked, but holy shit I did not like this. Gay representation doesn't have to be perfect, but it doesn't have to be whatever this is.

I **hate** raunchy movies that just say/do outlandish shit for the hell of it, so most lines and elements of the film got a scoff out of me. The fact that people legitimately think this movie is funny is motivation for me to finish and produce any film i've ever wanted to write.

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