hazel

loser lesbian 🏳️‍⚧️
run on sentence aficionado 
generous w the stars like a cool schoolteacher

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Stress Positions
  • Totally F***ed Up

All
  • Go Fish

    ★★★★½

  • Je Tu Il Elle

  • The Living End

    ★★★★

  • Desert Hearts

    ★★★★½

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Go Fish

1994

★★★★½ Watched

“daria’s a hoe”
“hey you leave daria alone. what would you rather our collective lesbian image be? hot ionate say-yes-to sex-dykes, or touchy feely soft focus sisters of the woodlands?”

Je Tu Il Elle

1974

Liked Watched

“i spilled all the sugar on the letters on the floor…and i lay down again…and waited...
i waited some more…

for it to or
for something to happen - for me to believe in God, or for you to send gloves for the cold”

as someone who has, in the depths of a depressive episode/empty bank /even emptier bed, eaten hot chocolate mix straight out the packet with a spoon, this one was a little too real i fear. she’s Just like me. 
happy birthday ms akerman, and thank you

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Party Girl

1995

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

“i don’t have a job! i’m a Loser! SHOOT ME!”
yeah this is an all timer. has its problematic moments but tbh that makes it more of a real and effective satire to me, like let’s be so for real the modern equivalent to mary living in bushwick or dimes square is Just as vaguely racist and fetishistic about eastern culture (or trad cath shit) and also calls her gay friends faggots. if not more so. and i would probably…

Multiple Maniacs

1970

★★★★½ 1

“oh fuck the cops! they never bust anybody til the shows over, and by then….”
final watch in my waters binge before they take his stuff off criterion channel and Holy shit. no pun intended. they simply don’t make fuckshit for the fags like they used to smh. watching it right after Cecil B Demented makes the former seem like even more of a direct work of autobiography, some of the cast here look uncannily like the leads in…