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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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seven movies in and i'm still hooting and hollering every time there's a mask reveal

Review by Karsten ★★★★ Liked

folks, he’s done it again

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I can’t fairly review this movie because immediately before watching it Paramount gave me a lot of free champagne and then I met Tom Cruise and Chris McQuarrie who were both so nice

(but to be clear the movie rules)

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Pom Klementieff stepping on me is not a want its a need

Review by davidehrlich ★★★★

It’s no secret that Tom Cruise cares more about the survival of the movie business — or at least the movie business as he’s known it, and helped to shape in his own image — than anyone else has ever cared about anything else. Sure, we’re talking about a guy who seems to care about everything more than anyone else cares about anything, but the fight against the future has grown increasingly personal for “modern” Hollywood’s signature mega-star, whose first “Mission: Impossible” movie helped transmute him into a living emblem of the movies themselves.

What others might see as a content-driven culture war, Cruise naturally regards as an existential threat, and the last few years have seen the actor-producer channel…

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“Who or what is the most important thing to you?”
“MY FRIENDS” 🥹

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next part will be about those millionaires that were on the submarine

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got so overwhelmed and flooded with dopamine that i started sweating at the climax and my fitbit gave me a “keep up the good exercise!” alert

one of the top ten worst things about me is that i think magic rocks. so does ethan hunt. clearly, so do chris mcquarrie and tom cruise. this movie/franchise is as inspired by slapstick comedies as it is vegas residency magicians, down to the metatextual way they keep advertising big stunts that are, structurally, not important to the movie at all. minor footnotes for marketing, distracting “look at me”s that steal focus from an actual climax so you can still feel surprised. and i fall for it every goddamn time! thank goodness.

every time…

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tom cruise vs chat gpt

there's nothing more exciting than watching tom cruise running around and kicking ass for 2 hours and 40 minutes.

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More like MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING PART FUN.

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“if there’s a nuclear bomb i need to know about it” real dialogue from tom cruise finding out about oppenheimer taking imax screens