Would you trust Kevin Dillon if you saw him skulking around a pool and chatting up a couple of very young teenage girls in swimsuits?
Would you trust Kevin Dillon if he followed you in a mini-mart, you maced him, and it turned out he was a cop?
Would you trust Kevin Dillon if he agreed to be the Cop Friday to teenage you's Nancy Drew? And believe him if he said it was all because he wanted to make…