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my star ratings mean just about nothing

Favorite films

  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Star Wars
  • Batman Returns
  • The Godfather

All
  • Sinners

    ★★★★

  • Presence

    ★★★

  • Cinderella

    ★★★★

  • The Damned

    ★★★

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Sinners

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

this movie takes place on my birthday

Presence

2024

★★★ Watched

i enjoyed this different angle on the ghost story, and it looked absolutely gorgeous. well-acted, but i felt like many of the characters seemed kind of one-note and the narrative itself could have been stronger. worth the watch just for that smooooth camera work though

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Possession

1981

½ Watched

i was begging BEGGING for one (1) coherent scene with any realistic portrayal of emotion or character motivation, but nope just a shit ton of screaming, gagging, and hacking

Cinderella

2015

★★★★ Liked 1

this is such a sincere and sweet movie it's killing me. everyone is beautiful and pitch perfect in this (cate is is being a empress, saint, and deity here), the costuming is unreal, the photography is gorgeous, it's just so much fun to watch

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