A boat and some Cole Porter does not make "Anything Goes." And while I did not care for the plot one bit I'm always down for some Donald O'Connor dancing and Bing singing (and singing Cole Porter - well, some Cole Porter - at that).

It had a few funny moments but it got old fast.

Nora: I won't go back into quarantine! I don't care who gets it.

Oh how 2020 of her.

I am 100% convinced Betty White is the real Mrs. Claus