I need a remake of this directed by Robert Rodriguez, written by Aaron Sorkin and Quentin Tarantino , and produced by Ridley Scott.

at the beginning of this movie - "DENIS IS GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!"
at the end of this movie - "Fuck Denis, I fucking hate him."

this is my 6th time seeing this film and literally I keep expecting me to realize it's bad but I've come to the conclusion that it's PERFECT

"I just wanted the gays to happen."

WHAT?

imagine how much worse this movie would be if greta gerwig wasn't in it

I MISSED LOGAN SO MUCH AND I MISSED THIS MOVIES FINAL SHOT TOO

??????????

"This is better than Citizen Kane."

LOGAN AND I ARE CRYING LIKE IDIOTS FUCK THIS MOVIE

"If God were real he would give you a better iPhone."

what? why? I don't.. no.