literally everyone in this movie is a piece of shit

ha! what the fuck

"This is better than Citizen Kane."

at the beginning of this movie - "DENIS IS GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!"
at the end of this movie - "Fuck Denis, I fucking hate him."

"I just wanted the gays to happen."

WHAT?

ok

LOGAN AND I ARE CRYING LIKE IDIOTS FUCK THIS MOVIE

this is my 6th time seeing this film and literally I keep expecting me to realize it's bad but I've come to the conclusion that it's PERFECT

"If God were real he would give you a better iPhone."

imagine how much worse this movie would be if greta gerwig wasn't in it

"Shut your mouth or I'll make your forehead bigger."

"I'm 1 foot taller than Megan but 1 foot shorter than her forehead."

"As the killer gets closer, her forehead gets bigger."

"If I took a shotgun to my forehead, half of it would still be there."

"HOLY SHIT HER FOREHEAD RECEDES INTO HER ACTUAL FACE."

Watching this with Logan was the only good thing about this fucking movie. I love him and his beautiful hair.