I know this movie is basically irrelevant now but I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll be checking off all the MCU feature films eventually

The worst MCU film since the first Thor. Yes, they both make The Dark World look good.
I don't understand the people complaining about the MCU becoming too woke just because of a few offhand and easily-editable queer references when the main premise of the movie is so deeply conservative—the heroes have to 'save the children' from a villain who wants to kill God/s. Talk about catering to bonehead middle QAmerica.
Christian Bale almost tricks me into thinking it's a…
I always put off MCU binges because I didn't want to watch this and I'm too much of a completist to skip it. For the most part, it's not as bad as I , if definitely a generally mediocre movie. Ang Lee's Hulk was one of my least favourite movies (another film I should give a second chance), so given it was only 5 years beforehand, that disappointment was still fresh in my mind and I wasn't in the mood…
The only reason I watched this film is because I’m going to see The Avengers soon and I’ve seen all the others, although they range from decent to average. I was already not a fan of anything about this film so I had low expectations and it pretty much met them. I’m not a fan of Kenneth Branagh in whatever he does so Thor was pretty typical of him. The emotional cores of the film are intended to be the…