call it what it is, asmrt

sets the unrealistic expectation my friends will surprise me one day with not only a beautiful painting of myself, but also they are being paid to spend time with me

pink wig thick ass give em whiplash

neiman watch out for that chair! oh my god hes wearing airpods and cant hear us oh my god

everytime i consider learning the drums jk simmons walks into my house, breaks my chairs and calls me a whining weeping shitsack

there can be 100 spider-people in a spider-society and 99 of them don’t believe in you but just one does

no more soundcloud djs some of you need to become farmers before we end up like this

christopher nolan should make a superhero movie. imagine how good that would be

not sure how so many detectives cinema-wide get away with simply not doing their jobs

if I were frodo or sam and I went through emotional and physical hell carrying the ring to find out merry and pippin vibed out with trees for half the journey I'd be mad as hell

fell to my knees when he came back to bedford falls and all the nightclubs and casinos had vanished

what zero affection does to a mf