‪id be lying if i said tdk wasnt great but honestly heaths performance makes up like 2 of those 4.5 stars‬

everytime i consider learning the drums jk simmons walks into my house, breaks my chairs and calls me a whining weeping shitsack

aldo raine: sorry i dont speak italics

marion: im taking a shower
norman: without me? ;) :P xx

snatched my sigourney weave

i went to an 11pm showing of this at the cinema and half way through, spaced out, knowing i had work in 6 hours, realised jack nicholson back in the day couldve played a pretty good grinch who stole christmas

fuck off rosemary im not going to your fucking baby shower

just as incredible as when I watched it on 360p on a laptop screen

best picture or the academy is wrong

partner at our wedding: isnt this the best day of your life
me, thinking of the day i saw fury road in black and white at the cinema: its up there

logan: dies
me, choking up: its what he wouldve wanted

james cameron: i want to copy alien beat for beat
hollywood suits: ...
james cameron: with guns
hollywood suits and me: [THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]