james bond walked so ethan hunt could run. and run . jesus christ does he ever stop running

me to amy dunne: this isnt you! youre not a murderer!

amy dunne: ive killed people

me: i know, but im saying deep down

huge moment for the visual impaired

indiana jones is the headline of the man who was stabbed in the chest and didnt call the hospital because he didnt want to bother anyone

me: 🎶i dont want a lot for christmas~🎶

jordan peele: ok ill just take back that trailer i just dropped ungrateful BITCH

me finding something with possible sentimental value: I’ll never part with it. It reminded her of me. It will remind me of her. Always. I’ll die with this above my bed.

me 2 minutes later when my emotions have calmed down: Actually, we should sell it. Sooner rather than later.

2012 john mulaney: oceans 11 wouldnt work with women!

2018: [THE GANG MAKES OCEANS 11 WITH WOMEN]

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

his palms are sweaty
knees weak arms are heavy
theres vomit on his sweater already
barry keoghan eating spaghetti

warner bros exec does a bump, spins a roulette wheel and books "PITBULL REMIXING TOTO" for the soundtrack

missed opportunity to not utilise so you just gonna kill me on my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday knife

alfonso cuaron before writing roma: i guess i mens rights

alfonso cuaron 2 pages into writing: mens rights to shut the fuck up!