Jay has written 199 reviews for films during 2023.

Stop Making Sense

1984

★★★★ Liked 1

the only reason behind the tiny head and the massive suit is that he's four toddlers stacked on top of each other

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget

2023

★★½ 2

what they took from you (fuckable rooster)

John Wick: Chapter 4

2023

★★★★ Liked 1

genetically engineered for sons to watch something with their dad over the holidays

Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road

2023

Watched

mr president, davina mccall has been hit by a christmas tree

The Polar Express

2004

★★ Liked 2

makes you wonder how many children perished under the watch of the polar express

Deck the Halls

2006

★★ Watched

completely plausible as a scheme frank reynolds pulled over the holidays

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

2000

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

god ron howard… he sure did it once

Cruel Intentions

1999

★★★★ Liked Watched

no one is surviving the nineties highschool photocopier cancellation

The Nightmare Before Christmas

1993

★★★★ Liked Watched

the skeleton going through an identity crisis will not provide for you

Wonka

2023

★★★ Liked 1

me and my friends would have killed the hugh grant oompa loompa with hammers I can tell you that much

Five Nights at Freddy's

2023

★★ Watched

four out of those five nights with freddy were fine

Come and See

1985

★★★★½ Liked 2

needed this after a month of almost exclusively watching selling sunset