strange that the crown forgot such an important part of the queens history, when she was almost assassinated by hypnotism at a baseball game

when princess mindy ed all the sea creatures names, shes just like lady di

christopher lloyd: call an ambulance! call an ambulance!

*pulls out a shotgun from his blanket*

christopher lloyd: but not for me

yeah i know the 'austin powers and dr evil are brothers' twist is meant to be a bit but considering they are literally identical, yeah no fucking shit

i owe you an apology dragon ball, i wasnt really familiar with your game

didnt think sonic would both predict the future and solidify its place in history with a joke that a man wouldnt be able to find any toilet paper

took me this long to marry up the name ‘wick’ and the tagline ‘dont set him off’, bravo stahelski!

feels like a gta v dlc, from snoop dogg giving side quests to smashing up a car on a golf course

lets see paul allen's NFTs

no more cocomelon, we’re introducing kids to the concept of facing death with confidence through talking cats

imagine being put in a game. like jigsaw really overestimating my will to live

doctor robotnik if he took the substance