crazier than any stunt is ing jeremy renner was in TWO of these

probably the best one but only for the visual gag where tom cruise isn’t tall enough for the identification scanner

funniest thing ethan hunt ever did was dress up as a cardinal to sneak into the vatican, that’s my first american pope

obviously not as slick as de palma’s espionage thriller prior to this, but john woo put the spectacle into mission impossible. did john woo invent tom cruise, the movie star? albeit the awful exposition in the first hour there’s so much in the action that’s echoed through the franchise, it’s wild this is considered the worst

imagine missing the first scene and the cliffhanger is just tom cruise being tempted by caribbean cinema on his flight home

no cops at pride just al pacino and his poppers

trying to pull marilyn monroe and your first move is pretending to be a depressed british man that collects shells

the sheer dedication everyone in the 60s had to doing austin powers impressions

is it lynchian to make a comforting tale about the kindness of strangers and immediately follow it with mulholland drive

1 hour in: this is pretty tame for david lynch

2 hours in: why is glinda from wicked speaking to nicolas cage

last night was a movie for real

the true and real experience of your best friends getting married or pregnant without consulting you first