james corden you will never repair the damages caused but you did well

does the grinch go away after christmas or is he still hating and committing arson and shit in like july

ill take gromit seen as you dont fucking care wallace mate

three separate references to heroin in this one

no christmas spirit i can understand, but providing no cheeses for the meeses is punishable by hanging

inherently evil to invite a 90 year old screenwriter to a night dedicated to his career and make him speak standing up

everything a game to this mf

denying christian bale and settling for gabriel byrne purely because you’ve got no other options gotta be the biggest fumble bag of all time

genetically engineered for sons to watch something with their dad over the holidays

mr president, davina mccall has been hit by a christmas tree

makes you wonder how many children perished under the watch of the polar express

completely plausible as a scheme frank reynolds pulled over the holidays