bruised willis

lets see paul allen's NFTs

the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

i shoulda never took that blue pill i ended up in the squid game

watching uncut gems with a different crowd every time turns into a spectator sport of everyones reactions when the intro pans out of adam sandlers asshole

he christian bailed

pe: *falls out of ship*

anakin: no! I have to go after her-

*realises she’s fallen into a pile of sand*

anakin: guess she’ll die

how the fuck is he getting to all of these places

i would have got off that plane the second i heard the crying baby, im sure the grim reaper would understand

channing tatum is the college frat himbo that made it

didnt think sonic would both predict the future and solidify its place in history with a joke that a man wouldnt be able to find any toilet paper

ive been caught speeding three times and even i would maybe fucking use my brakes if a log truck crashed in front of me