Safe

1995

★★★½ Liked Watched

ing cults is the only way to get people off milk

Scream

1996

★★★★ Liked 7

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Armageddon

1998

★★★½ Liked 2

michael bay adding an extra $3,000,000 to the budget to create a realistic annihilation of paris? completely worth the money

The Princess Diaries

2001

★★★½ Liked Watched

this was the blueprint for the episode of the crown season 4 when the queen teaches diana how to be a royal

Swimfan

2002

★★★ Liked 2

someone died in that pool, someone CAME in that pool, and this town is so cheap they STILL host all the swimming competitions in that same pool

Fish Tank

2009

★★★★ Liked 7

keeping up the trend of each film i watch this month to involve pissing

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

2011

2

another sin to add to scooter brauns list of crimes

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

2012

Liked 5

the first half where bella is stronger than edward: she was fearless and crazier than him

Lady Bird

2017

★★★★ Liked 5

lady bird: buys cigarettes and porn magazines on her 18th birthday

jaydy bird: buys the saw boxset from cex on his 18th birthday

Shiva Baby

2018

★★★ Liked 5

one of my favourite developments from short to feature is making the sugar daddy hot

First Cow

2019

★★★★ Liked Watched

cute date ideas: stealing milk from toby jones with your boyfriend (hes a baker)

Charli XCX: Alone Together

2021

★★★ Liked 3

never get on charli xcx' bad side. she has a weaponised army of gay people at her fingertips like nuclear launch codes