henry cavill is so good here they could only follow his villain with an evil gif, and i will never get tired of saying “that’s the moustache that ruined the dc cinematic universe!”

killing off your ing cast so all you have for your legacy sequel team-up is the guy ethan gave diarrhoea

crazier than any stunt is ing jeremy renner was in TWO of these

probably the best one but only for the visual gag where tom cruise isn’t tall enough for the identification scanner

funniest thing ethan hunt ever did was dress up as a cardinal to sneak into the vatican, that’s my first american pope

obviously not as slick as de palma’s espionage thriller prior to this, but john woo put the spectacle into mission impossible. did john woo invent tom cruise, the movie star? albeit the awful exposition in the first hour there’s so much in the action that’s echoed through the franchise, it’s wild this is considered the worst

imagine missing the first scene and the cliffhanger is just tom cruise being tempted by caribbean cinema on his flight home

there should be disneyworld rides of the kansas asylum they sent dorothy to

really hard to follow if you haven’t seen the first mud movie

electro-shock therapy so bad it blew jack nicholson’s hairline off

ben stiller got the whole squad wearing the sue sylvester fit

delayed into oblivion but there’s no way bong joon-ho is letting the minecraft movie be the first film with creepers in 2025