how the fuck is he getting to all of these places

fucking hate it when i get a man stuck in my knives

took me this long to marry up the name ‘wick’ and the tagline ‘dont set him off’, bravo stahelski!

feels like a gta v dlc, from snoop dogg giving side quests to smashing up a car on a golf course

yeah i know the 'austin powers and dr evil are brothers' twist is meant to be a bit but considering they are literally identical, yeah no fucking shit

jack gyllenhaal's hair is slicked back all the time because the only climate in this town is torrential rain

there is a scene when sonic snowboards, to which i thought “this is absurd!”, but then i ed the film is subtly setting up a live action Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

strange that the crown forgot such an important part of the queens history, when she was almost assassinated by hypnotism at a baseball game

he christian bailed

christopher lloyd: call an ambulance! call an ambulance!

*pulls out a shotgun from his blanket*

christopher lloyd: but not for me

for the first time in 2 years i tested positive for coronavirus conveniently the day the batman released, so im taking the next best thing

invented peach sex innuendos before call me by your name had the fucking chance