If it weren't for the abundance of moribund, depressing, gloomy soul searching and overcast skies, this film would rate lower. But in that it has a mood that made me want to hide in a dumpster, at least that's something. But otherwise this is one weird, slack revenge thriller.

Tornado is the daughter of a samurai from Japan making a living as a puppeteer in England. That's a whole sentence of random words but here we are. When papa is…

I apologize in advance for this review of Sneaks. Not because I had a hand in making the film and not because of the raw text of this review. But for implanting the mind virus that this film exists at all. You'd have been better off having already wiped it from your memory. My apologies. I've incepted you... please watch Toy Story immediately to erase it. Hell, watch Cars. And I hate Cars.

So Sneaks posits a world where shoes…

Giving a low score to Miyazaki's latest film feels like an anathema... a rudeness to the anime master who came out of retirement to make it. But I sat in the theater analyzing the movie more than feeling moved, intrigued, or even particularly interested.

The Boy and the Heron is about a kid who is relocated to the countryside during WWII. There he meets his new stepmom who promptly goes missing and he sets out on a trippy quest to…

Hot Take McGee here... and trust me when I say I wish I wasn't. I wish I could lie and say I loved The Wild Robot. It'd oil the gears, smooth the framework, make me one of the agreeable. But I loathed the experience of watching it.

The flick is about a household robot accidentally lost on an isolated wilderness island full of critters. She has to find a purpose which turns out to be raising a gosling and teaching…