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The gender fluid pansexual nudist nerd who adores film. I’ll watch just about anything once and have hard opinions on the things I love.

Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Escape from New York
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

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  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    ★½

  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★★½

  • The Monster Squad

    ★★★★★

  • The Brides of Dracula

    ★★★★

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

Was this a fitting end to one of the best modern action franchises? Yes and No. Did we need all the flashbacks? Not really? Are some of the rectors cool? Maybe. Some are really not needed. Was I happy to see some characters come back? Yes I was. I think a few others needed inclusion in this.

Would I have liked a bit more action? In of gunfights and hand to hand, I would have. Did I see the…

Dreamscape

1984

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

RIP George Wendt

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Gravity

2013

★★★★ Watched

I didn't know how to start this review. I thought I hate Sandra Bullock was a bit too harsh. Even though it's not far from the truth. Then I came up with I'm a movie hipster sometimes. But I've done that before. What could entice some to read this? I think I have your attention now with my honesty. I could go into my hearing about Gravity and then the trailers not doing it for me. Which is also true.…

Freaky

2020

★★★★ Liked Watched

This movie goes for it all and more. I couldn't believe some of the things it gets away with. But I'm so happy that it does. The entire cast is great but Vince Vaughn really takes it all and runs. From the homages to the characters, emotional beats, and some excellent gore, this film is a blast. This is the way you make a slasher film now. My only issue is the tried and true but done way too much…