This is what y’all are raving about?! One of those features where I feel like I’ve watched something different than everyone else. Almost impressively exhaustive with how formulaic and cheesy at every turn it manages to be, some true milk toast shit complete with horrendous green screen work, that I’ll have to bite my tongue and say “Yeah, it was fine” for the next month every time someone lights up and raves to me about it. At least they made my…