The Horror of Marna Larsen Patron

Favorite films

  • House
  • Messiah of Evil
  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Sole Survivor

All
  • You Wish!

    ★★★

  • Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure

    ★★★

  • Pinocchio's Revenge

  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

    ★½

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Critters

1986

★★★★★ 40

So...this may sound like midlife crisis crazy talk, but I've had it with here/where my life is at right now, and so I've come to a very important decision on where my journey is taking me:

Grovers Bend, Kansas.

I am serious. It looks amazing. I want E.T's mom to be my mom. I wouldn't even mind having to live on a farm because I would have an awkward Billy Zane to tell me about what life is like in…

Messiah of Evil

1974

★★★★★ 34

The plot, what little there is of one, is very Lovecraftian - endless flight through a seaside town, followers of an obscure sect pursuing you even in your sleep, locked up safe in your motel. But there's an overriding voice that is reminiscent of Shirley Jackson - events taking on intimate, sinister undertones that echo and echo through claustrophobic domesticity just starting to sprawl out into a post-war infinity.

Here, we arrive at that same gas station twenty some odd…

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You Wish!

2003

★★★ Watched

The most bizarre montage set to a Vanessa Carlton song in human history

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure

2011

★★★ Watched

So, here's what happened:

I spent the first part of the afternoon reading the first half of Osamu Dazai's No Longer Human

(Peachy is also having an existential crisis 'is ribbon all there is to life' only in cat so)

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What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

1962

★★★★★ 4

Twirling around and around in a pretty white dress with strawberry ice cream at the beach is exactly how i want to finally lose all touch with reality

I Know What You Did Last Summer

1997

★★★★★ 5

Ok, everyone just calm down. All we need to do is find the one person in this New England fishing town who owns a slicker.