I am a 31 year old man with a full beard and 2 children and I got ID’d to see this movie

Alright, I promised Ocianna I would watch this before the end of the week and I also promised I would give an honest review and not hold back. This is going to be long winded so turn away now if you’re not ready for a rant.
In the first 10 minutes of this movie you’re introduced to a race shifted Taylor Lautner and a family of foster children who are all dating eachother. So already, right away, you know this…