Wedding rings — the world’s smallest handcuffs

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Exactly! A love triangle where everyone hates each other.
Finally some good fucking drama! Everything is up to 11 and never loses its pace, Guadagnino pulling out at all the stops to make everything striking and GOOD LORD does it strike! Soundtrack throbbing in your head, ion and homoeroticism thrown at you like a wicked serve, revenge dished out violently through the effeminating and simultaneously masculating world of tennis, it all works together so perfectly here.
Homoeroticism COMPLETELY happening in…