I’m in it with my friends so

s(he's) bro(ken)

mama a girl inside you

most diabolical vape hit of all time

first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made

can someone please check on Allan im afraid he’s gonna kill himself

Yet the most unbelievable thing is that she built that secret room all by herself

Everything is sex, except sex, which is tennis

Where's Horny??????

a movie about how jacob elordi is simply so fucking hot that his mere existence is enough to make someone legally insane

never thought i would leave a film being surprised that cannibalism wasn't involved

A terrifying tale of dating a mama’s boy

somehow the nastiest thing in this film was dennis quaid eating shrimp

this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert

your eminence, may i spill the tea

so it’s okay to sing along during Wicked but if i start biting people during Nosferatu i’m in the wrong??? interesting

Well I just saw the greatest acting performance of my life and it was not by Sandra Hüller or a child actor with the cuntiest bangs I’ve ever seen — it was by a dog so—

may thy racket chip and shatter