i cannot put into words the joy i felt when the piano dropped on that kid

My depression would disappear too if Florence Pugh held me

Finally they cast Michael A Jordan in something

it's always "let's escape death" but never "how is death? is death having fun? is she fulfilled creatively?"

I ain’t scared of this at all because my biggest fear is getting a job.

the mcu vs. the male loneliness epidemic

the entire squad suicidal

NO LESBIANS💔💔

Nobody’s ready for how much talk there is about eating pussy in this movie

Mission Impossible AI: Manipulates global events to control the world
Our AI: Tralalero Tralala

the existence of the spiky-haired emo tattooist bro and everyone being styled like it’s still 2008 honestly made me emotional. no social media plot, no cancel culture jokes, just hateful people played by unknown actors getting their heads crushed… 110 minutes of heaven

bleak as hell. my 5-year-old asked me "how many minutes are left?" before lilo and stitch even met for the first time.

his trailer reviews:

- The Bad Guys 2: “no”
- The Smurfs: “never”
- Superman: “is he a bad guy?”
- Elio: “I saw this on YouTube” (?)
- Zootopia 2: “What DAY in November?! We should go to the movie theater every day just to check.”

A man should never be allowed to write and fund a movie about himself, starring himself as himself

when your circle small but y’all depressed

Wife won’t speak to me after voting Bucky Barnes for congress. Says “he killed John F. Kennedy”. I just think it’s time for an outsider in Washington. Am I the asshole?

cindy berman did not die for this shit

Five emotionally constipated misfits are forced into trauma bonding under the watchful eye of a morally bankrupt authority figure and—oh, um, hey, so this is the breakfast club in tactical gear. I live.