I'm not exaggerating when I say this is one of the bottom 5 worst movies I've ever watched

Maybe the worst and most inept book adaption I've seen since Artemis Fowl

Do NOT bother with this bafflingly worthless experience! Read the book instead! That shit is actually terrifying!

HOW IS IT THIS LONG NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS

Holy shit THAT'S what Marge sounds like now????? Please free Julie Kavner oh my God

Deeply dire, artless, soulless, godless abomination. What are the jokes in this? When a ship lands and Ahsoka walks out of it, what's the joke there? That Ahsoka showed up??? And why does she have that fuckass Hutt baby from the Clone Wars movie?

The credits music is literally just a random piece of the Phantom Menace score from the scene where they leave Coruscant for Naboo. It doesn't even fit here! What are you DOING

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For once it's my own damn fault I watched this and not William's

i watched this against my will

How was anyone surprised about her being a groomer???

ANIMATION. IS. CINEMA.

THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS

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Unwatchable neolib claptrap. Genuinely ungratiating lowest common denominator pop fascism Neolithic capitalist trash, leaving a turgid atmosphere of phonetically unremarkable serendipity in its wake. Culture is dead and the ingrates who unfathomably inert and artistically barren shovelware such as this must never be allowed to procreate. Cannot wait for said degenerates to share this review and write actual responses to a bunch of random buzzwords I threw together with no rhyme or reason. I have not actually seen this film.

I'm going to throw up