Barbie

2023

★★★★★ 5

Ken outta Ken

Barbie

2023

★★★★½ Rewatched

Still the most fun movie of the year but man some of those real world scenes kinda drag

Parasite

2019

★★★★½ Rewatched

"No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you" gotta be the rarest compliment ever

Parasite

2019

★★★★½ 33

I've come to make an announcement:

The Academy is a bitch ass motherfucker. They pissed on Song Kang-Ho's chances of getting a ing Actor nod. That's right, this bunch of quilly dicks pissed all over a truly nuanced and powerful performance and they said Brad Pitt's dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my letterboxd dot com: Academy, you got a small dick, its the size of this peach except way…

Parasite

2019

★★★★½ 12

BEST MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE

Parasite

2019

★★★★½ 5

Let's get one thing straight: Parasite is phenomenal. It's a stunning, subtle, and immensely powerful piece on class warfare and the nature of the human condition. It's also a tense, funny, extremely entertaining film that didn't feel its length at all. Go into it without knowing anything if you can; it made my viewing experience all the more exciting.

But with that said...I didn't really like the ending? Tons of details, character arcs, and storylines felt like they were dropped…

Interstellar

2014

★★★★½ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

La La Land

2016

★★★★½ 1

Why does the opening song have the same melody as the crab rave song

La La Land

2016

★★★★½ 15

Rewatched this because Dunkey told me to and surprise surprise it's still magnificent. I'm not super into Ryan Gosling's performance but the gorgeous cinematography, breathtaking musical numbers, electric romantic chemistry, and sublime writing perfectly illustrate why Damien Chazelle is an absolute master of his craft. Not quite as perfect as Whiplash, but it does have the slightly better ending. Hell, maybe the best ending I've ever seen in a movie.

Everything Everywhere All at Once

2022

★★★★ 44

Nothing matters. Everything matters.

Everything Everywhere All at Once

2022

★★★★½ Rewatched

If Banshees of Inisherin was in the hot dog finger universe then Padriac and Colm could've just eaten mustard out of each other's fingers and been ok

Oppenheimer

2023

★★★★½ Watched

Kinda speechless ngl. Glad I decided to see Barbie tomorrow cause this is NOT a feature you want to pair with anything. Gonna spend the rest of the day lying down, trying to process all of this, and crying. Or maybe I'll just play more Pikmin 4 idk