Lake Michigan Monster

2018

★★★★ Rewatched

A fascinating rewatch in a post Hundreds of Beavers world. Compared to that movie's universally appealing sense of humor, this one is so ultra specific and so niche that I can see why it only majorly took off among my circle of friends. A couple stretches are a bit dryer than I (looking at you, cruise ship bit) and while there are so many comedic swings that still hit home runs for me, there are a surprising number of…

Lake Michigan Monster

2018

★★★★½ 7

List of movies I've watched 3 times or more this year

1. Whisper of the Heart, my literal favorite animated movie of all time
2. This fucking banger

Lake Michigan Monster

2018

★★★★½ 6

If the movies Hollywood put out had even an ounce of this film's creativity, the film industry would be in a pretty good state. Drop whatever you're doing right now and watch this.

The Muppet Christmas Carol

1992

★★★★ 1

I'm tired of these stupid debates over whether this is a Halloween or Christmas movie! It is a HALLOWEEN movie! There are GHOSTS! A little boy DIES! The Christmas future muppet is SCARY! If you think it's a Christmas movie you're LYING! Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!

The Muppet Christmas Carol

1992

★★★★ 22

Ok I watched it the normal way. So damn cute! So damn timeless! Why the fuck am I crying over a tiny frog puppet!

The Muppet Christmas Carol

1992

★★½ 46

I didn't actually watch it yet, I just wanted to read the comments if I did this

Spider-Man 3

2007

★★★★★ Rewatched

Cycles between one of the most compelling, devastating portraits of a morally shaken hero ever put in a comic book movie, and some of the most batshit insane structural and narrative decisions the genre has ever seen. The resulting mixture is so tantalizing, so impossible to look away from, that it honestly confounds me whenever I try to pinpoint a legitimate critical score for it. There is simply nothing like Spider-Man 3. I go into it excited for its legendary…

Spider-Man 3

2007

★★★★★ 48

This is the only movie I rewatched in preparation for No Way Home

Spider-Man 3

2007

★★★★½ 13

The funniest superhero movie ever made, and my personal favorite of the Raimi trilogy. It never gets old to revisit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR-V1yukXB4

WALL·E

2008

★★★★½ 5

Do you guys think Schaff is making a Pixar ranking

WALL·E

2008

★★★★½ 36

Bold of Disney to finance and release a movie about a megacorporation that destroys the Earth

WALL·E

2008

★★★★½ 6

Stunning. Way better for me as an adult than it was as a kid. The fact that Wall-E barely talks and yet manages to be one of the most well-realized and charming characters in animated history speaks volumes. The environmental message is well handled, the romance is believable. The weak villain is really the only thing holding this back from a perfect score.