Blonde

2022

Eliovi
★★★★ Liked Watched by Eliovi

Blonde isn’t easy to watch. It grotesquely perverts the life of a public icon under the guise of delving into her psyche — and yet accomplishes it by repeatedly violating her. I went into the film firmly expecting fantasy, and even with expectations, Blonde really is a string of inconceivable hardships. It portrays tragedy after tragedy, most of them exaggerated or fabricated. By including and retroactively exploring false examples of trauma, Blonde reveals the difficulty with displaying such scenes: audiences…

Blonde

2022

zoë rose bryant
½ 1

“In the end, no matter what Andrew Dominik’s intentions were, all that Blonde represents is a dark and dismal reminder that, even in death, a woman’s body is not her own.”

So, I wrote about Blonde, and you can read it here.

(And now I never want to think about this movie ever again!!!)

2022 Ranked

Blonde

2022

zoë rose bryant
½ 5

three hours of andrew dominik shoving his head so far up his fucking ass until it finally comes out the other end, covered in shit

Thor: Love and Thunder

2022

rachel remeny
★★★½ Liked Watched by rachel remeny

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this was fun!! sad to say that i didn't love this as much as i wanted to, and i WAY prefer thor: ragnarok over this film, but i still had a good time!

probably my second (or maybe third) favorite thor film, and a mid-tier mcu film for me!

Thor: Love and Thunder

2022

zoë rose bryant
★★★★ Liked 4

Lol I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how beyond fucking exhausted I am by the MCU discourse (and I’m just as critical as everyone else of them lately) so I’ll do my best to keep this brief, but: I had fun!

Sure, it’s Ragnarok-lite, and it’s not quite as good (it’s unexpectedly far more emotional, but Ragnarok’s humor hit harder, and it was better paced too, as this suffers from being the two-hour cut of a four-hour film), but…

Marry Me

2022

rachel remeny
★★★½ Liked Watched by rachel remeny

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this was fun! bring back the mid-budget romcom genre!! i want more of these even if they are mediocre!!

Marry Me

2022

zoë rose bryant
★★★★ Liked Watched by zoë rose bryant

One thing y’all have to know about me is that I’m a straight-up SUCKER for old-fashioned studio romcoms (Pretty Woman! While You Were Sleeping! My Best Friend’s Wedding! 10 Things I Hate About You! Hitch! The Proposal! Pretty much everything Nancy Meyers has ever made!) and, alongside my cinematic mothers Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lopez is pretty much one of the undisputed ICONS of this genre (The Wedding Planner! Maid in Manhattan! Monster-in-Law!) so I was in the…

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

2022

rachel remeny
★★★½ Liked Watched by rachel remeny

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Amsterdam

2022

zoë rose bryant
6

Amsterdam is a MASSIVE misfire. The central mystery is needlessly convoluted, the pacing is poor, the acting is inconsistent, AND it’s only intermittently amusing, if that. Christian Bale and Margot Robbie make it out unscathed. Robert De Niro and Anya Taylor-Joy also deliver.

I know there are a lot of people who have their torches and pitchforks ready to take this film down because of David O. Russell, but frankly, it would’ve failed even absent his controversies. It feels like a parody of a David O. Russell film - all imitation, no authenticity. One of the year’s worst.

Stranger at the Gate

2022

Eliovi
½ Watched by Eliovi

Stranger at the Gate is good at telling the story it wants to tell — unfortunately it opts for a manipulative that treads a thin line between hopefulness and annihilation.

Parts of it feel powerful: the effects of PTSD, the overwhelming kindness of humanity, the power of community, and so on. It isn’t enough to shake off the scummy feeling it left me with.

It’s designed to make you feel sympathy for someone who almost became a mass murderer,…

Night Ride

2020

“You look like a guy that’s into experimenting.”

Among one of the worst lines in this short — and there’s hardly any spoken dialogue as is. 😴