all that effort just to be sheriff

can we talk about the karate and kung fu state of the world right now

wasn't even that nice a polo tee

Mission Impossible AI: Manipulates global events to control the world
Our AI: Tralalero Tralala

y'all don't know about the MRI butt plug incident

we got drew barrymored

just use wikihow instead

chicken joe is wiz khalifa, convince me otherwise

some people never shut up about real estate

that's not hiccup that's burp

good to know vibranium arms are dishwasher safe

not brighter days inc. casually destroying core memories when joy and sadness risked literal death trying to save them