🎶 DIRECT FROM FIYERO 🎶

The witches wanted a celebration
So we took a trip, Land of Oz vacation
'Cause we know she needs one
A break from Elphaba
Just kidding, Elph
We're glad she has you

We're out, the wands are glowing, yeah
Witches on broomsticks soaring, yeah
We say, "No thanks, she's magic," yeah
Sing it

Now she's with a hot guy, but he looks sly
Heard his name's Fiyerooo
Second location, maybe he's bi
Still dancing with Fiyeroooo
Third location, fully straight, fully touching Fiyerooooo

she's a 10 but only on alternate weeks

minus one star because this one doesn't have megan fox in a crop top leaning over the hood of a car

he has such a lovely singing voice 🤗

why am i only finding out now that gru is his last name and his first name is actually felonious

dyslexic ass thought it said how to make a million grandmas die

lil d got those nuts in her mouth

praying for tom holland

people are upset the furious five wasn't in this but I'm devastated they left out oogway

for blasting 50cent instrumental on loop, i think he deserved to die