I haven't been to MacDonald's for years, but that's exactly how I it.

A dude shoots his own head off then shoots down his neck hole. What's not to like?

Adrien Brody meets a very young girl, travels forward in time 15 years and sleeps with her, then changes her past so she's more likable.

Cate Blanchett plays a sexy violent spider. It's shouty and fun.