Rick is the coldest mf in cinema history.

Nothing says childhood nostalgia like hiking through the woods to find a corpse, right?
Stand by Me is that magical coming-of-age story where four boys set off in search of a dead body and somehow find themselves instead — or at least some really intense lifelong trauma. It’s heartfelt, it’s poignant, and it’s also a little hilarious if you’re paying attention.
Then there’s Vern. Sweet, chubby Vern, the human anxiety attack in sneakers. Always two seconds behind, five snacks ahead,…