a movie about how jacob elordi is simply so fucking hot that his mere existence is enough to make someone legally insane

we all knew barbie was going to be funny. we all knew it’d have something to say about the “female coming-of-age,” as all of greta gerwig’s movies have thus far. and we all knew margot robbie and ryan gosling would turn in note-perfect performances as barbie and ken. and they did.
what i didn’t know was how much barbie would mean - not truly, not fully. how much it would mean to me, to the women sitting to my left…
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i think it’s so commendable how luca guadagnino has made a career out of making straight boys kiss in movies and i hope he never stops
“time wasn’t right. it was moving too fast. i was 19, and then i was 20, and then i was 21. like chapters skipped over in a dvd. i told myself ‘this isn’t normal. this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to feel.’”
was stunned speechless for a few seconds after finishing this. don’t know what else to say other than that it got under my skin in a way few films ever have, with its nightmarish sights…
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i didn’t think it was physically possible for dev patel to be any hotter than he already is until i watched him lead an army of trans women in a fight against a fascist police force